Happy Blogiversary to Me! (and 2 FOs)

To read my first ever blog post of 3 years ago....click here. It's pretty boring...not much to it...and no pictures. But, to me, it was utterly exciting at the time. I'd just heard of the things called "blogs" and, after years and years of writing in a diary/journal, thought this was a wonderful idea. I'd just gotten one of those blue iMac iBooks (after saving money from a year or two of substitute teaching) and thought I was finally catching up on the real world...ha!...I was pretty much computer illiterate before that. (Though I did take Pascal, Fortran and C in high school/college - and, for those of you who ARE technical, please don't laugh at me.)

I wrote pretty often then...since Ben was only a little one then and would pretty much just sit with me and play while I blogged....and I never posted pictures. Not because I didn't have any, but more, well, because I didn't know how to add them. Sad, huh?

But, now I know a lot about HTML (or more than the average person off the street) and blogging and can do some things here and there. I don't blog as often, but I think my content is better, knitting is more complicated and pictures are clearer...at least I think so. I can't believe it's been 3 years and I've really loved hearing from old friends and new...finding out who agrees with me on certain issues or who has the same taste as I do in knitting. It's an amazing cyberworld!

Well, enough blabbering and reminiscing...you wanna see those FOs, don't you???

FO NUMBER 1: The Dragon Scarf



Pattern: Morehouse Merino's Critter Kit- Dragon Scarf
Yarn: 2 skeins of Morehouse Merino 3 Strand (worsted)
Needles: Size 7 Clover Bamboo straights and one dpn
Time: 7 days
Fun: A (super fun, quick, interesting on every level and the final scarf is ultra warm, fuzzy and soft)

Since that overall pic is kinda lame, here are a couple more:

The scarf BEFORE adding any details-



The dragon head up close -



Now, if you notice, I did away with using the white laceweight for the nostrils that the pattern called for and used my own crazy handspun. I spun up Sereknity's "Smouldering Embers" batt (handcarded and dyed by the lovely Heather) and added (after inspiration from Lexie Boger's "Intertwined" book) gold thread and gauzy red scarf pieces while spinning. Perfect for the nostril "flames".

Upclose of the handspun-


Also, I didn't use the white, felt circles for the eyes and, instead, substituted plastic yellow buttons instead.

Tim was thrilled with his new scarf and has worn it a bunch of times already. It's soo warm and velvety...I can't describe to you how wonderful this yarn feels. You'll just have to order some yourself, I guess....he he.

The ONE thing that didn't work out the way I wanted it to was the length/gauge. The scarf was supposed to be 62" long when finished, but mine was only 48". I went over and over the directions (they are very detailed and listed with numbers-which I crossed off when finished) and I didn't miss anything. But, there is no row gauge, only stitch gauge. My stitch gauge was right on for the whole thing (I checked a few times), but I think my row gauge must have been off for it to come out so much shorter. I DID have a good amount of the second skein leftover, so it should have gone into the scarf. I wish the pattern had listed how many "spines" the dragon should have, because then I could've checked on that. I had 27 in the end.

Besides that, I would knit another one of these scarves in a second....probably in a color for me (pink, perhaps???). REALLY great knitting!

FO Number 2: The Phiaro Scarf


Modeled here by the beautiful Jackie

Pattern: The Phiaro Scarf in KnitScene Winter 07/Spring 08 by Katie Himmelberg
Yarn: 3 skeins of SWTC Oasis in Bistro colorway
Needles: Addi Turbo size 7, 24" circular
Time: From mid December to March 28 (though not knitting regularly)
Fun: C+ (Though the scarf is very stylish, soft and drapes beautifully, I had a couple problems with it...see below)

*I had a hard time keeping my interest in this project because of the endless stockinette in the round for 22". Blogless Amanda was an angel and took it for a little bit and knit one whole skein for me into the scarf. It was kind of boring, but it's something you could easily do while watching tv or at the movies.

*I had gauge problems as well. I was only able to get 5.5 or 5.75 stitches per inch using the needle recommended, not the 5 stitches/inch that it called for. And, again, I'm a loose knitter. This yarn is not very thick and I'm not sure how the designer got this gauge. So, what I had to do (in order to only use the 3 skeins of Oasis it calls for) was to knit only until it measures 21" instead of 22". I would definitely use a bamboo or wood needle next time and also use a bigger needle, though I think it would really make the stitches look sloppy.

*The last row of alternately dropping the stitches and binding them off wasn't clear in the pattern and I didn't end up using the crochet hook, as indicated, but my needles instead. The constant cutting and reattatching of the yarn became tedious as well. After dropping all the stitches, I could NOT for the life of me get the "rows" to look neat and even. They were just all slippy and sloppy and here and there. No matter how much I pulled, tugged and ironed them. That really made the final scarf lose some of its beauty. Later, I learned that you can twist the first and last stitch of each end and that eliminates the problem. Wish I'd known that sooner, though.

*Last thing....braiding the what-seemed-like-thousands of loose strands at each end of the scarf at the end was like hell. I tried to position the scarf in a way so that I wouldn't have to bend over like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but it was almost impossible. The scarf is soo slippery. So, I spent hours...I think 3 straight...just endlessly braiding those ends. The final look is wonderful, though, but wish I'd had a "knitting slave" to do such things for me. (anyone up for the job??)

Here's a close up of those evil braids-



Well, I'm pooped out from all this writing and I'm sure you've either skimmed through all this babble or will come back to it later (maybe?) Let me know what you think of all my productivity.

Happy Knitting! ; )

An Erotic Intermission...not for kids.

While you are all waiting patiently to see my finished Icarus Shawl (which has 5 more rows to go...sadly, each row takes me almost a half hour to knit), I thought I'd show you another knitted project I'm working on, as well as a little erotic crochet.

Hmmm....excited you say?

Well, unless you cheat and scroll down (missing my fabulously interesting knitted scarf in progress...ha!),you will have to wait just a moment for the sexy stuff.

I'm working on a store sample of the Phiaro Scarf (which is more like a HUGE stole) from Knit Scene Winter 07/spring 08....page 66 for instructions and a great picture. (Scroll down on the link page to see the scarf.)

(Unlike this picture, which is overexposed and a bit yellow-y...sorry.)


I've had this on the needles for a l-o-n-g while, but figure that I really should finish it. It's stupidly simple- knitted in the round...around and around...for 22". Then, some binding off and drop stitch magic and- voila- it's a stole! The yarn, SWTC Oasis, is very nice to work with and makes a soft, drapey, silky-like fabric. Would make a great summer top, too, I think. I'm using the colorway, Bistro, but would love to make one in black...which I may still do.

The only problem I've had is the gauge. I am a very loose knitter and I've been getting between 5.25 and 5.5 stitches per inch on the needle size suggested (US 7) and the gauge calls for 5 stitches per inch. Not sure how they're getting that on such a small needle. So, I will surely run out of yarn and think I'll just make the scarf 1" narrower than it calls for to make up for the gauge. It's not a big deal, since it's a scarf...and a wide one at that...but if you make one, make sure to check your gauge first or buy an extra skein of yarn.

Oh, and one other small tip....the pattern calls for using a 16" circular and I really discourage that. There were so many stitches on the needle that I messed up twice on the joining - and I never have that problem. Use a 24" and you will enjoy knitting it much more. I used an Addi Turbo, as well.

Wanna see some tantalizing crochet???

I present to you....the Crocheted Penis!!!



This was lovingly knit by my friend, Hilary (hillycrochet on Ravlery and a fellow Manchvegas Knitter), who knows that I, well, love penises. (Can I say that on here?) Too late now! LOL!

It's actually huge. (And who wouldn't want it to be??) It's approx. 24" tall and very squishy and erect. If Ben didn't sleep with us, I would totally be taking this into bed with me at night and cuddling with it.

Isn't it awesome?? Jackie has a picture of it (balanced on my foot) on her cell phone and, when I call, it shows the penis. Oh, it is hilarious!

Hope this has given you at least a little smile today (and hopefully not a heart attack or anything bad like that) and I hope to have my next post showing my newly finished shawl! Wish me luck!!!

P.S. I have around 10 more Amanda hat to add to the Gallery...I am planning to put them up soon. Sorry for the delay! I haven't forgotten, I promise : )