It doesn't get any easier than this, folks! This pattern is one of the easiest you'll find for a scarf...and the MOST sinfully soft, playful and closest-to-sex you can get. I mean it!
(This picture is bad...I might change it soon...but here's at least something for now)
3 balls of Berroco Softy in Violetta (or you fav color)
52% Dupont Tactel nylon, 48% nylon
104 yards, 4 stitches to the inch on size US 10.5 needle (I used a size US 10 to make the scarf a little tighter, but it's up to you)
1 set of size 10 or 10.5 needles
1 tapestry needle
Cast on 22 stitches.
Knit every row.
When you have 1 yard or so left, bind off loosely.
Weave in the two end tails.
Wrap around your face and snuggle deeply within.
(It's a super gift and there's beautiful colors available...I'd recommend only using this yarn if you want the feeling of its kitten softness...I've tried other yarns and it's just not the same. I think $30 is a good investment for years of snuggly, purring happiness, don't you?)